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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR NEW GOVERNOR ISN'T WORKING OUT
10. Instead of holding up his hand when being sworn in, he holds up
his middle finger
9. Exchanges all dollars in state treasury for pesos
8. Shows up at first press conference dressed as Batman
7. When reminded of campaign promises, he says "Hey, I was a
different person back then"
6. Orders state police to start rounding up babes "Arkansas-style"
5. No one knows why, but every carnival operating in the state has
to show him their fat lady
4. He shows up to work with lunch box full of crack
3. Legally changes state's name to "Patakiland"
2. He's caught firing shots at his own home
1. Opens inaugural speech with "Hello, suckers!"
Letterman, Tuesday, January 3, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1995